english

english
1. (English) (3938↑, 490↓)
a language that lurks in dark alleys, beats up other languages and rifles through their pockets for spare vocabulary

That word didn't used to be part of english.

2. (English) (1116↑, 356↓)
The english language has been tied down gagged and gang raped by skater fags, gangsta's and wiggers who all like to shove slang in its ass.

Dude dat was teh sickest move eva. Yo was happenin ova dere? Its a pimp stealin our hoes, lets pop a cap in his ass and den steal his bling. Fo Shizzle. Hmm shizzle i dont think i see that word in an english dictionary, maybe ill check the how to talk like you've never gone to school manual....

3. (english) (1412↑, 673↓)
A language that only really intelligent people know how to speak correctly.

That person speaks English correctly\! Wow, how smart\!

4. (english) (1138↑, 776↓)
Incredibly powerful and brutal race of people. Renowned worldwide for the ability to fight, hence why they are assiciated with lions, dragons, bulldogs etc, while the rose represents beauty.

Oh my its the english soccer hooligans, run\!

5. (English) (540↑, 220↓)
Either means the people of [England] or a sadly [mangle]d [language]. Once belonging to the [German]ic [Anglo-Saxon]s, the language has since become influenced by scores of other languages, slowly destroying the English language and its structure and rules. Shanty (From [Gaelic] "Sean taigh"("old house")), galore (from Gaelic "gu leòr" ("enough")), [whiskey] (from Gaelic "uisge" ("water")), hamburger (from "Hamburg steak"), flower (from [French] "fleur", itself from [Latin] "flor"), bloom (from German "blum" ("flower")) and countless other words from so many other languages have, for better or worse, steeped into English.

"Let’s face it: English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant or ham in [hamburger], neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or french fries in [France]. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English [for granted]. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write, but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce, and hammers don’t ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So, one moose, 2 meese? One index, two indices? Is cheese the plural of choose? If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as [hell] one day an cold as hell another? When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out and an alarm clock goes off by going on. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it? Now I know why I flunked my English. It’s not my fault; the silly language doesn’t quite know whether it’s coming or going." -Richard Lederer.

6. (english) (375↑, 189↓)
to paraphrase from Pulp Fiction:

Sammy L. Jackson: "Hey brad, where you from?" Brad:"What?" SLJ: "What? hmm, do they speak english in what?" B: "What?" SLJ:"english, muthafucka, do uoi speak it?" B: "What?" SLJ: "Say 'what' again.." brandishes weapon B: "What?" SLJ: shoots B in arm.

Author: muddy shnuckles http://english.urbanup.com/1215572
7. (english) (331↑, 178↓)
spin on a [pool] ball or [billiards] ball (they are very different games). Comes from the fact that this technique came here from English players when they brought the game and their skillz here

Damn dude, you see the curve on the ball? That shit had madd english on it.

8. (English) (373↑, 239↓)
It dies with each word we speak...
9. (english) (150↑, 57↓)
the most expressive language on the face of the earth. although widely insulted for it's strange spelling and grammar, no other major language on earth can convey ideas as precisely or as diversely as the english language. This is largely because of the huge amount of words that make up the english language, which dwarfs the vocabularies of other languages by comparison. it's name is derived from the anglo-saxons. anglo-saxon---\>anglish---\>english

as a kid i grew up speaking spanish. thankfully, i learned english and now i only speak spanish when i have no other choice.

10. (english) (592↑, 499↓)
THE worst class ever.

We know how to speak english, dammit\!

Author: wakalakalover45 http://english.urbanup.com/1231521
11. (English) (184↑, 99↓)
The unoffical international language.

How Auxiliary languages such as [Esperanto],[Ido] and [Interlingua] got tossed aside for that confusing pile of crap known as English is beyond me.

12. (English) (540↑, 455↓)
The greatest race on earth.

Advice given to American soldiers in Bosnia by there own government: Don't drink with the English. Don't gamble with the English Don't fight with the English. BECAUSE YOU WILL LOOSE\!

13. (English) (281↑, 213↓)
A language that the Americans stole off us Brits\!

Listen to those American pricks. Stealing our English, and not even spelling half the words right. The twats.

Author: Tom from England, where pigs can fly\! http://english.urbanup.com/2706319
14. (English) (108↑, 49↓)
1. A quirky little langauge that you wont have a chance of understanding unless you jump in with both feet. English often makes little sense when anylised but is certainly fun none the less, and which by some ungodly reason managed to spread to pretty much most of the world. 2. An even quirkier group of people that can do things downright eccentric, flamboyant or outragous and still maintain their dignity. A group of people that have ministries not departments, tea not coffie and an accent renouned in most of the world. An englishman has a natural born ability of self depreciation, a complex sense of humour (with a 'u'), and a brilliant cricket team (just dont tell the australians that). The english are also rather renouned for complaining about the weather or lack-there-of.

1. It's not color, its colour, and they're not cookies, they're biscuits\! 2. A: Oh my gosh is'nt the weather just awefull B: 'isnt'?, use proper english sir. B: Oh so sorry, but we still won the cricket A: So we did, how absolutly spiffing\! B: Oh do pass the tea A: There you go, biscuits?

Author: Russell Dawson http://english.urbanup.com/1806838
15. (English) (70↑, 12↓)
The language that former Pres. George W. Bush is still trying to learn.

Bush's rape of the English language: "They misunderestimated me." "Education is my top priority. However, education is not my top priotrity." "Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better. "

16. (english) (97↑, 47↓)
Someone or somthing originating from England. A small island in western europe, this island is also shared by wales, and scotland. Many stereotypes are related back to the english. Such as wearing big top hats, speaking in a posh or stuck up accent, being rich, being agressive and moody and living in castles. These are all bullshit. I'm english and I'd love to be one rich motherfucker. All I am is a middleclass open minded student who has nothing against anyone. In the 'ye olde times' we did happen to gangrape most of the world (about 3/4 to be precise) but back then everyone was trying to do the exact same, we were just better. This makes many people angry, such as the Scottish, the Americans aaaand hell every other country in the world really (apart from the ones whoses asses we saved). So please learn from this guys, we english are not all football hooligans, nor are we all Lords and Ladies of Yorkshire, the majority of us are just nice, friendy people who are activley seeking to make the world a better place. Apart from Tony Blair, do not gauge us by his actions. Hes a cunt. So's Gordon Brown.

Stereoytpical English Gentleman - Well hello young master Blake, should you not be studying for your big scripture test you young scallywag you? Heyo do not tither, here is a pittance now be on your way. Stereostypical English Thug - OI PRIIICK. GIZZA 50p YA DICK'EAD I WELL GOSTA MAKE A FONE CALL TO MAH MUM ARE SUMMINK'. FUCKIN\@ FOREIGNAAHS RAAAH. Actual English man - Alright mate.

17. (English) (134↑, 84↓)
put spin on a pool shot in such a way as to make the cue ball travel in a curve

English my ass... this pool table is so shitty you couldn't make a straight shot if you wanted to

18. (English) (82↑, 46↓)
A. The main language spoken in the [British Isles], the [USA], [Canada] and [Australia]. B. A person who comes from England. There are 4 main types of English person: 1. The Posh Nob The steroetypical english person who died out in the 1800s. Typically seen as well spoken, wearing a bowler hat and moustache, and swiping away poor people with his cane. 2. The Farmer Typical of most rural places in England. Normally an overweight middle-aged man wearing dirty overalls and a straw hat. Most common phrases are "Ooo-ar\!" and any swearword concievable. Not as gentle as they look. 3. The Chav A growing breed of English person. Loud, aggressive, obsessed with their looks and becoming a 'gangsta'. Normal IQ is about 31. Reproduces at an alarming rate. 4. The Non-English English Person That asian bloke who runs the Off-Licence. For any [American] readers there is an easy way to tell the difference between the English, Irish, Scottish and Welsh. This is vital if you wish to tour the [UK] in one piece: 1. [Irish] people get drunk and fight each other. 2. [English] people get drunk and shag each other. 3. [Welsh] people get drunk and shag sheep. 4. [Scottish] people get drunk and fight each other. Then they sober up and continue to fight each other.

English Type 1. "I say ol' chap, that's just not on - what what?" English Type 2. "'Ere, I 'eard them fucking Polish are movin' down ar way . . ." English Type 3. "Yerwot

?\! Come over 'er and say that yer fuckin' wanker\!" English Type 4. The non-American version of Apu from the [Simpsons].

Author: Too Much Time to Waste http://english.urbanup.com/2655999
19. (English) (79↑, 51↓)
The best looking women with the sexiest accents on this beautiful little rock we call Earth. This coming from a Scottish man.

"Your accent, it's the classiest sound I've ever heard in all my days." "Yes you handsome Scottish devil, that's because I'm English\!"

Author: Lord of Judging Women http://english.urbanup.com/3282954
20. (English) (42↑, 26↓)
the dirtiest part of literature often used in school

when students read books in school, they often avoid the english part of it.

21. (English) (22↑, 9↓)
The [English] language originated from England and throughout early centuries was mostly forced upon most of the world's inhapitants. It is one of the most common languages spoken in modern times. English is the nationality of any who were born in [England], the term "British" is mainly used by English people to describe themselves abroad. English people receive a lot of vocal abuse directly and indirectly from other nationalities. There is a lot of hatred of us from around the world not to mention hatred in Britain, because we gave them reasons to hate us, the British Empire for one; it travelled a large majority of the world and conquered foreign lands and enslaved it's indegious civilians, but don't forget, us English people were once invaded and conquered, i.e The Roman Empire, the Normans and Scandinavian Vikings. There are a lot of English idiots who are [bigots] and take other people for granted very easily, the common English twat who normally hates the Irish, welsh and scottish people without ever meeting one, the common English nice bloke sometimes likes to go down to the pub and have a pint and chat with its patrons, make sure their kids grow up right and be respectful but not be pushovers, as the same with a lot of other people. I for one who is obviously English grew up not hating people who aren't white, because I was related to people had black skin. England's history is very interesting despite it's brutality and sadism; my favourite country is Wales for it's beautiful mountainous landscape which looks nice on sunny days, some people think Wales has bad weather but where other places doesn't have bad weather, even though it has been a long time since I visited Wales and someday plan on going back, I've never been to Ireland but I am going on a trip there next year and I haven't been to Scotland. I am 17 and have been a lazy twat all summer but will be going to college and when I turn 18, reality will kick my arse.twat

"The English are bigots" "Yes we are but if I was a bigot would I be talking to a forigner like you?" English guy \#1"I hate the bloody stupid Irish people" English guy \#2 (Me)"Okay name one Irish person you hate" English guy \#1"Well...I...a... don't know one but they are stereotypes as they say insults about us" Me"And what make s you any differnt from an Irish stereotype?" Me"I love Dara O'Brien, he's my favourite comedian" Other guy"He's Irish" Me"I know that adds flavour to his jokes" Me"Frankie Boyle is the master of comedians" Friend"I hate when he throws jokes at us English" Me" I don't, I laughed my nuts off when he said all the Scots will be sitting on mountains watching the English drown when climate change kicks in"

22. (English) (13↑, 5↓)
the Amish term for "non-Amish," without reference to actual English ancestry or language

Amish people isolate themselves from the "English," the rest of the world.

23. (English) (13↑, 9↓)
Once the primary language of the United States. The primary language is now TxtTalk.

Guy 1: Hi, do you speak English? Guy : Wth is English dued

24. (English) (9↑, 6↓)
A language hardly anyone can speak correctly.

"Here in America where we speak English people like to vocalise their opinions, nowhatimsayin..." "Pardon? Vocalise? That means to make sounds without language, you know, like parrots and babies". "Really?" "Yeah. Did you mean 'give voice to' or something like that?". "Dunno. Maybe. You got a dictionary?" "I think you mean 'do I have a dictionary', why yes, I have. I will now get it." "Ooooh, I'm so excited, I can't wait, no really I can't wait, bye".

Author: Polack the Pole http://english.urbanup.com/4493089
25. (English) (15↑, 12↓)
The United States is a nation of immigrants, with residents that speak a number of different languages and have ties to a number of different cultures. Presently, the United States does not have an official language, although according to the 2000 U.S. Census, 92 percent of the U.S. population over the age of 5 speaks English. Legislation making English the official language would have serious unintended repercussions. For example, it would eliminate bilingual education services, prohibit the use of a translator in court, ban the use of another language by employees of the federal government, and bar the printing of any government documents in other languages. Paradoxically, making English the official language would probably result in less people speaking English because non-English speakers would no longer receive information on English classes. Such a policy would also pose a public safety issue by prohibiting a federal law enforcement agent from using a language other than English to gather information about a crime and question potential suspects or victims. While I do believe all people residing in this country should learn English, making it the "official language" is not the way to go. That is why I would vote to make English the national and unifying language of the United States. Making English the "national and unifying" language rather than the "official" language avoids the unintended consequences discussed above. Instead of focusing our energies on making English the official language of the United States, we should do everything possible to ensure that our new citizens and residents have the opportunity to achieve English proficiency so they are able to fully participate in our society.

This world without English would be like a car without a motor.

26. (english) (35↑, 32↓)
a mix of german,french,celtic, and norse dialects that is now i think the most used language in the world random fact more people speak english in china than the in the USA a people who colonised most of the world including america much to their annoyence lol they can take the piss with all their false stereotypes such as the constant use of toodle pip and other random shite no1 has sed since the 1800s but ur just takn the piss outta ur family lol hardly any1 speaks posh lyk the queen only the odd wierdo or american tryn to fit in... english is split in2 many accents such as liverpudlian, brummie, cornish, devonian, cockney, queen's, mancs and many more the accents are known to change between towns seperated by no more than a few miles\! given the grammar is fukd up but thats language but whn u think other europian languages give objects genders which changes verb form and all sorts of shit just accept and get over it

fav american line: ...would be speaking german unless we won the war English answer: .... would not be living or would be speakn french or spanish if we hadn't colonised :P

Author: Britain isnt England dickhead http://english.urbanup.com/2952263
27. (english) (6↑, 4↓)
The highest scoring NBA player from the 1980's who played for the Denver Nuggets. His shots reportedly had so much spin that they would be redirected towards the basket after bouncing off the front rim. The term can be used to describe a shot in any sporting event that involves putting spin on a ball.

Man you should put more 'english' on the cue ball.

28. (English) (6↑, 5↓)
Amish slang for non-Amish people or wearing non-Amish garb and hairstyles.

What up, English?

Author: ThoughtfulOrange http://english.urbanup.com/4339073
29. (English) (2↑, 6↓)
A group of people or the much maltreated (by its original speakers) language. The former are racists who allow tabloids and rampant racism to rule their lives and government (look at Phillip). The latter is simultaneously one of the most and least expressive of the gamut of poetic languages of the world. The idea of the concept word is foreign (why are they stealing our jobs and seeking asylum?\!) to most English speakers but it has managed to become one of the major business languages of the world.

The English, by and large, don't know how to speak English. They make shit up and call it a language but it's really only a lingua franca.

Author: IHateAmericansawholefuckinglot http://english.urbanup.com/5963329
30. (English) (7↑, 11↓)
-superior to Norwegian people, especially those from Aalesund. - the more superior kind of English person is those that are short and have curly ginger hair. They are awesome

That short English girl with the ginger curly hair is insanely cooler and superior to the Norwegian guy." "He must be from Aalesund

31. (english) (2↑, 7↓)
a rolled cigarette with a bit of weed mixed in made famous by joe strummer.

"wanna smoke some english?" "should i roll an english?"

32. (English) (25↑, 31↓)
a slang term used in continental europe to describe BDSM/bondage service, usually from a brothel. this is because the english were a bunch of secret perverts, because of victorian repression. it's still used today, because we're STILL a bunch of perverts, just less secretive about it.

i say marjorie, get the riding crop from the cupboard, will you? i fancy a spot of the old english tonight, what?

33. (English) (3↑, 12↓)
1. A bunch of wimps who tried to conquer Scotland multiple times but failed each time; the only reason "Great Britain" exists is because of a SCOTTISH king who took the throne of England and ended up betraying his own kin. 2. Germanic peoples that deny their heritage because of a hatred of Germany.

1. [Battle of Bannockburn], [Scottish Wars of Independence], Scottish Soldier \#1: "Sir, the English are advancing\! They've got us outnumbered seven to one\!" Scottish Soldier \#2: "Perfect, they didn't bring enough to win this fight\!" 2. [WW1], [WW2]

34. (english) (14↑, 23↓)
A covert way of saying marijuana, usually preceded by "studying", as in "studying English" or "doing English homework" means smoke weed.

Hey lets study English at Jay's house tonight. Did you guys do that English homework last night?

Author: The masta of dizzasta http://english.urbanup.com/3263925
35. (English) (17↑, 27↓)
A language formally popular in the United States, predicted by scholars to become extinct by year 2020.

Immigrants these days don't even bother to learn english.

36. (english) (62↑, 75↓)
The (not uptight part of the) English culture is one of the Three Best Cultures, which are the Flemish culture, the Scottish culture and this one.

One thing I like about England and the English culture is that you'd run into a different dialect when driving just a short distance.

37. (English) (26↑, 44↓)
The most confusing languages ever [created(?)]. It doesn't seem to make any sense at all whatsoever. It's filled with silent letters, oxymorons, and every other kind of grammatical error you can think of.

Example of a weird error in the English language: Feet smell and noses run

Author: guess my name\! http://english.urbanup.com/2559719
38. (english) (21↑, 40↓)
English is a code or term that was often used when print ads were one of the only ways of connecting with other members of the hidden S/m community. This term or code is most often used to identify spanking or corporal punishment. In addition, there is English 'style' spanking. This style is distinguished by the rapid glancing or 'side' blows of the hands across the buttocks. Often the Dominant will heat the flesh through orienting the strikes to land or overlap each other in order to build on the level of intensity without virtually any risk of bruising or damage to the tissues.

A prostitute might refer to services she provides as English, Greek, French, etc.

39. (English) (8↑, 29↓)
The only language many Americans think is all they'll ever need and what all U.S. immigrants are unfairly expected to learn.

A person who can speak three languages is trilingual. A person who can speak two languages is bilingual. A person who can speak only one language is English.

Author: ISpeakzAmericaneze http://english.urbanup.com/4149084
40. (English) (69↑, 100↓)
A language of German, French, Latin, Nordic and Celtic descent.
41. (English) (85↑, 129↓)
Race of German barbarians who historically wade in the blood of Scots, Irish, Welsh, and loads of other innocent peoples; and are the people who run Britain. English have a history if bleeding other peoples dry for their labor and natural resources. Very cunning, two-faced People. They are very polite to the face, and talk very nastily behind your back; unless they are drunk in a pub;- in which case they will start singing racist songs. There are two types of English people. One class is very very intelligent and capable, the other class is fairly stupid and capable of getting manipulated by the cleverer class. But as a combination they are very efficient. English people are very hard-working people, and dislike lazy south asians and wogs very much. Pretty soon there won't be an English race, because the Pakis will soon out-breed them, and the blacks, who are prefered by the English lasses for their longer dicks and coolness, will soon finish their easy automatic mission of mongrelizing the English race. Never go into an English pub, the local English buggers get very nasty once they are drunk - as compensation for their false politeness when they are sober. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Some favorite English pub songs are:- "Nigger nigger nigger, what you had for dinner, you are a black beggar sinner, you are never ever a winner" And the better known BNP pub anthem:- "Paki go home...."

Author: Irish Superman http://english.urbanup.com/2361864
42. (English) (41↑, 90↓)
a bend, or curve, often pertaining to a pool shot or a penis.

his cock had so much english on it, it looked like a J

43. (english) (15↑, 68↓)
it is the language that is said all over the world, from all countries that are or were in the british empire. it is an ugrade and and more sencable verision of welsh, whish was the language that was spoken in england many moons ago' then someone desided to change it to make it more appropriate.

English: " hello my name is paul and i enjoy rimming and drinking orange juice." Welsh: " hallo fi noj oi paul enf i enfip rimmoj enf gihnkif orago juid."

44. (English) (91↑, 146↓)
The natural language of the human body.

Mom: Bonjour, Bonjour. Baby: Goo goo gaa gaa. Stop talking French\! I cannot understand you.

Author: The Legend of Zelda http://english.urbanup.com/918999
45. (english) (70↑, 126↓)
1: A bastardised and relatively young language that is incredibly versatile and also sounds better than any other language when put to music. One of the advantages of the versatility of English and its' relative youth is the ability to absorb the best parts of other languages whilst ignoring the silly bits. French people are jealous of the English language because although theirs' sounds much sexier when spoken, it has a million stupid rules which the rest of the world has no patience for. 2: People born within England (not Britain or UK). A mongrel tribe of excessively agressive people who, not content with slaughtering the indiginous peoples of the British Isles, took their agression on a worldwide mission brutally slaughtering and repressing peoples covering the entire globe (unless the french or spanish beat them too it, which was not often due to their laziness). English people work longer hours than almost any other country in Europe (compensated for by alcoholism) and have a generally shitty quality of life, despite this they maintain an arrogant superiority which engenders hatred for them throughout the world (especially in Ireland, Scotland, & Wales). Although the British government is responsible for the island of Britain it is an essentially English government so any hatred towards the 'British' should be directed first and foremost at the English (rather than Welsh or Scottish). 3. Much the same as definition two, a cunning and deceitfull bastard that will smile at your face whilst planning to give you a right royal fucking (and not in a nice way). Also a nationalistic moron whose patron saint was a Roman Soldier from eatern Europe given to the English by their Norman masters, although the real patron saint of England (and stil of the royal Family) is Edward the Confessor - an Englishman\!.

(To a Parisian waiter) "When you've stopped sulking read the menu in English." (To an gibbering Indian call centre employee) "Pardon? Sorry? Could you repeat that please? I'm sorry but does anyone speak English there?" (To an American) "Cat is spelt C.A.T." "We don't 'jerk off' here old chap, we wank\!" (To an Austrailian) "I know English doesn't come naturally to you but may I have two pints of lager please." (To George W. Bush) "In English, nuclear is pronounced new-clear." (To Scots, Welsh, Irishman) "Do you like the the English?" (reply) "No, they're a bunch of no good, blood sucking bastards."

46. (english) (42↑, 103↓)
Useless people that need immigrants in order to sustain their country. They cannot do shit manually. They complain a lot about immigration although unemployment neither fell or risen since Eastern Europe joined the EU, they like to complain cause they always have to find someone responsible for their failures. Their women are incredibly FAT and ugly. Also they tend to neg about polish taking child benefits but they forget that the same polish pay normal taxes (vat, and income) which brings huge profits for UK. Also they drink more alcohol than Polish and Russian added together and behave aggressively.

English Person: The Polish are so bad, i cannot find job, that's ALL THEIR FAULT English Person 2: Oh, i need some help, would you like a job? English Person: Ummm, no thanks I'm too fat and lazy to get off my social welfare but I'll continue to blame polish for it

47. (English) (22↑, 84↓)
A nationality of people who like to eat [fish and chips] and ride big red buses all day long. They are normally ignorant and rather annoying. The average IQ of a typical English person is around 20 and all other nationalities are roughly 100.

Lets have a English day out (you then proceed to the fish and chip shop via a big red bus). "LETS GOOO TO DA CHIPPY"

Author: William ShitCunt http://english.urbanup.com/3500727
48. (English) (56↑, 118↓)
A language so hard for French and German people to learn because of how fecked up it is. We frickin' stick silent letters anywhere\!

Gnome = Noam, not Geh-noam English = Ing-lish Sign = Sahyn, not Sig-en Phone = Fone, not Peh-hone Station = Stay-shun, not Stah-tee-on School = Skool, not Shool Pneumonia = Nyoo-moh-nya, not Peh-nee-um-on-ee-a Cecil = Seh-sill, not Keh-kill Love = Luv, not Lohv Survey = Ser-vay, not Ser-vee Sugar = Shoo-gah, not Soo-gar It's bullfeces.

Author: Bastardized Bottomburp http://english.urbanup.com/225175
49. (English) (67↑, 135↓)
1. A bastard tongue which mixes a little bit of everything into one language creating one of the most confusing bits of chaos ever concieved by man. 2. Someone from across the pond who gets their kicks by beating up the Irish.

. . . look around you (assuming you live in an English speaking nation).

50. (English) (194↑, 264↓)
1. A people whose main form of crime is drive-by arguments, and police officers with funny hats who cudgel hobos. They are arrogant and annoying bastards. 2. The most prevalant language in todays world, and the cause of a lot of problems i.e when native american children who beaten unless they spoke it. English is a bastardized form of Latin. But even though it is evil, you should still respect it as a language, and stop using it like the morons on Neopets\!

omgzzzzzzzzzz did u no dat i cud beet ne1 in a gam of ches. That is a form of bastardized English. Translation: *Lot's of inthusiasm* Did you know that I could beat anyone in a game of Chess? If you wish to see more of Bastardized English, go to the chat boards of www.neopets.com.

51. (English) (27↑, 104↓)
Powerful solvent when applied to unstable polymers. Often mistaken for language, culture, and geographic place which we all know did not really happen in the alternate universe in which english dissolves those damn polymers.

After the frightful polymer spill a liberal application of english cleaned it right up. The sun gleamed off the bright smooth surface once the english was used.

Author: paralllell mr. universe http://english.urbanup.com/273470
52. (English) (28↑, 111↓)
1. A race of people despised by more than half the world. They are inferior to all the countries they tried to colonise, such as Ireland, America, India, Africa and more. They do not excel at anything, especially war. 2. A language forced on many countries which is now being maimed and transformed. Maybe that will teach the pricks not to force it on other cultures.

"Where you from?" "England" "Sickend, Im really sorry to hear that" "I know" English - Pricks

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